Engineering Light Bulb Jokes

Considering where these came from, I suppose it's true what they said about us... -Ed

How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb? None - Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.

How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Nipissing students does it take to change a lightbulb? None - Sudbury looks better in the dark.

How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb? One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb? Five - one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

How many Trent students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven - One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation.

How many Western students does it take to change a lightbulb? Five - One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as a Queen's student.

How many St. Lawrence College students does it take to change a lightbulb? One - she calls a Gael to do it.

How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.

How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb? One - but she can't do it on Friday night.

How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

How many York students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only the one with the instruction manual.

How many RCM students does it take to change a lightbulb? None - when night falls they either fire flares to see or put on their nightscopes.

How many Simon Fraser students does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they are all too busy trying to design the perfect lightbulb or surfing the net to notice.

How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb? Three - one to hold the ladder, one to hold the lightbulb, and the third to intepret the Japanese text.

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