Anyway, back to my point. I myself have felt the urge to steal or "borrow" things from time to time. Here is my personal secret keep me from stealing things: I might get caught. Or I know that I would probably be bad at theft (I might get my hand caught in the cookie jar, or the equivalent). Maybe this is a little simplified from the Judaio-Christian view of Thou Shalt not Steal, but it works for me. If you have taken a moral philosophy course, you might know that not stealing is good because if everyone stole all the time, then no-one would have any stuff. Do you see what I'm getting at.

Those were just a few tips to avoid stealing. Actually I'm surprised that they didn't offer some kind of deal like "If you return the computers now, there will be no repercussions, except we'll expell your *ss and press charges." Or something like that. I hope that this article will either compel the thief to come forward, or stop stealing so that I don't have to walk all the way around the building to get into the Pit.