Chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We asked this time-honoured question to some of your favourite celebrities, and here's what they said:

"To ask that question is to question the chicken nature of your inner self." (Buddha)

"I ate his liver, with fava beans and a jellied cranberry sauce." (Hannibal Lechter)

"42." (Douglas Adams)

"The freakin' chicken crossed the freakin' road, no freakin' problem, okay?" (Jack Nicholson)

"To die, in the rain." (Ernest Hemingway)

"The answer to that question depends on your frame of reference. The chicken could have crossed the road, or the road could have crossed the chicken." (Albert Einstein)

"To see what was out there." (Jean-Luc Picard)

"To boldly go where no chicken has gone before." (James T. Kirk)

"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson)

"She has crossed over to the Dark Side!" (Darth Vader)

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