TOP 10 REASONS TO READ ENSCQUIRE

10. Da Prez Sez.

9. More reliable than the National Enquirer.

8. Easier to read than War and Peace.

7. Better comics than IEEE Spectrum.

6. Because your mommy said so.

5. Able to leap insignificant Peaks in a single bound issue.

4. Low financing available on most issues (some conditions apply).

3. You will grow hair in strange places you never thought possible, your dog will look at you differently, and no newscaster will think you look like a dork.

2. Best alternate form of entertainment is listening to Gord Morrison play the bagpipes.

1. Guaranteed no OJ Simpson coverage.

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